Friday, February 18, 2005

A Personal Confession

You probably thought I was joking about the connection between bells, mind control, and the Catholic Church. But the secret is finally out.
The methods are as simple as they are old:

The baptism:
A baby gets water poured over its head. Shocked by the cold water, separated from its mother by the godmother and exposed to an unfamiliar environment, the baby experiences a feeling of helplessness. In the baby's mind, this feeling becomes inseparably connected to the sound of the ringing bells, forming a psychological image. This image finally settles inside the subconscious thinking.

The bell tower: Later in life:
Each time a bell is sounded, this same feeling of uneasiness and being at someone's mercy and the helplessness encountered during the baptism becomes re-activated in the subconscious (depending on the individual's sensitivity). The countless bells ringing from every church tower - 24 hours a day - have for many centuries guaranteed a life-long, subconscious helplessness of the baptized against the sinister machinations of Catholicism.

http://members.aon.at/h.badhofer/bell.htm
Needless to say, I will be submitting my resignation as a Thompson Chapel bell ringer immediately. No longer shall I tintinnabulate my sinister Catholic machinations over the Williams campus, indoctrinating the innocent minds of unsuspecting college students and instilling the baptized with subconscious fear and helplessness. Check out the linked pages at the bottom, The war of cultures and the sinister I shall preserve life or bring death! for more zany anti-Catholicism.
When you extract life from NOTHINGNESS, the dead remains!
And Chesterton is once again vindicated, to wit, that when a man ceases to believe in God, he will believe not in nothing but in anything.

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