Fun with Limericks

I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers -- and even sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls.

Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)

Those who are unmoved by the above may enjoy the following.

The Omnificient English Dictionary in Limerick Form

Nunc dimittis servum tuum, Domine...