Chicken on the Bottom

It's Chicken of the Sea meets Fruit on the Bottom and it's the new revolution in protein drinks! Are you tired of big-name companies bottling tap water, lacing it with minerals ("for a pure, fresh taste") and selling it to you at exorbitant prices? Maybe nothing says "pure and untainted" like a bounty of minerals, but you can get water like that from your kitchen sink. We wanted something more. When we created Chicken on the Bottom bottled water, we used only clear, sparkling water from the mountain springs which gush down from the hills above our bottling facilities. When we talk about our "Chicken Preserve" we're not referring to a new kind of jam, but the spacious wildlife refuge where our chickens roam free in their natural state, just as their prehistoric ancestors did before chickens were domesticated and left to languish in cruel, heartless chicken farms. So what are you waiting for? Grab a bottle of Chicken on the Bottom bottled water and "shake it on up" to taste the chicken-enhanced flavor. Now available in Kentucky Fried and BBQ flavors. Coming soon: Buffalo Wings and Cornish Game Hen on the Bottom, and for the vegetarian, Soy Nuggets on the Bottom.

Check out our new line of books, such as the inspirational Chicken on the Bottom for the Soul and the children's bestsellers Harry Poulterer and the Giblet of Fire and Harry Poulterer and the Half-Brood Prince.

from the makers of
Froot Spread: 100% artificial - Unnaturally tasty!
Sugar Boogers: You hope they're raisins!
and Dagobah Organic Chocolate